Luxury meets the great outdoors

All You Need to Know About Staying in a Converted American School Bus!

Introducing our FABULOUS Converted American School Glamping Buses! They have absolute comfort, true authenticity and a gorgeous funky style with all you need to make your stay in ‘Long Beach’ at Cheddar in Somerset or in ‘Texas’ at Woolacombe in Devon utterly fabulous fun.

Warm, comfy, funky. All you need for a great stay. Cook up a storm, mix a Mojito, enjoy a chilled Brewdog or Vouvray, BBQ like a legend, glam right up, dress for the beach, sleep like a sleepy thing. Do what you like, how you like, when you like. Do it to Neil Diamond, Neil Young, some chilled Hotel Costes or even the Benny Hill theme – we won’t judge! *we really will actually…

Books, games, updating your Insta, a glass or seven of Chateau Fallover, the perfect G&T – whatever your chill is, get comfy and gaze at the view through all those panoramic windows. Open the doors and windows and enjoy the breeze. Bring a speaker and drift where your sounds take you…or be twelve again, sitting in the driver’s seat making bus noises with all the original buttons and stuff around you.

Sleep well, sleep happy, sleep in comfort. To the rear is a king-sized bed with views on three sides and an electric blanket! There are two further full-size single beds – all with John Lewis mattresses, hotel-grade pillows, Egyptian cotton sheets and duck down duvets. A lovely sofabed will sleep two more in the same comfort.

Enjoy a proper hot drenching in the coolest shower you’ve ever seen. And there’s lots of fluffy towels. Sublime…

You can also chill or whoop it up outside at the table – gazing at sunrises and sunsets and a billion stars, or at the mesmerising Fire-Pit with a hot tea or cool beer, and BBQ like a legend.

Faqs – Staying in a Converted American School Bus

WHAT ARE THE SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS ON AN AMERICAN SCHOOL BUS?

Do as you like and have fun – we won’t judge! You’ll find a really comfy king-sized bed, two proper size bunk beds and a double sofabed with all the duvets and pillows and sheets and towels and stuff. Relax. It’s all sorted.

Plenty to relax in, sleep in, play in, chill in, cook in. Enough to swing a cat, but don’t.

Yes – plenty of power places for all your phones, i-this, i-that, and i-whatever stuff.

Relax, we’ve got this! Rock-Chick-Glam-Chic hair is easy when staying at ours – we have power plugs for your Huur-Dryer, a mirror and even make-up lights. Oof! Get in!

Your Lover, your Mother, your Significant Other. Family, Mates, the Kids, the Boys, the Girls. Smiles, loud laughs, a decent playlist and a toothbrush are always a good start, but come as you are and just be you. Bikinis, loud shorts for the beach (or the Hot Tub, unless you are Hedonistic/Dutch) SPF20 and a bodyboard are good too. We have lovely soft towels and all the bedding you’ll need. There’ll be tea, coffee, etc waiting for you, so just bring good food, good Mojitos, decent Gins and daft grins. Wherever you stay on an American School Bus, dress suitably – which for us is Flip Flops for 364 days a year and maybe festy-wellies for the remainder. Silly Campfire hats are encouraged.

We love food – we don’t eat anything else, so lets not McMess about. You’ll find a proper oven, grill, burners, BBQ, and all the stuff to play at being Chef de legend! Yum – proper Nosebag!

Each Bus has a really beautiful hot shower. Long Beach has a proper flushing Loo. Texas has lovely separate Loo facilities nearby.

You can step inside from 3pm and we’ll throw you out at 11am.

Oh yeah it’s really cool – just look at it! When it’s warm you can open the front & rear door and loads of windows on each side for a cool breeze. In cooler times stay toasty with the underfloor heating and you can even light the eco-log-burning stove to ramp up the cosy stakes when you want the added warmth and ambience of a real fire for toasty toes and curling up with soft cushions and cosy throws. And did we mention an Electric Blanket? Cushty…

There are steps up into the School Bus. The upper bunk bed has to be climbed into. If you are concerned about accessibility please get in touch.

Nope – you can stay in it, but it’s only our ride!

Our American School Buses were in real Skoolie service until we stole them in 2021, smuggled them on a big boat and somehow got away with it.

No, sorry. Especially not goats.

This truly is FAB-U-LOUS Glamping! You can enjoy outside seating and lighting, a BBQ, and a fire-pit. Walk further, you may find Beaches, Mountains, Icebergs, the Serengeti, who knows?

If you are Nickleback then clearly not. If, however you have a Bangin’ / Chilled / Ridiculously Cool playlist that makes the hairs go up then go for it – all the while being respectful of others and please not outside after 10pm.

Funny that – yes we do, right here.

I don’t suppose you have an A-Z Guide to Glamping handy do you? Funny that – yes we do, right here.